Happy Birthday, Rachel!!

And many happy returns! To Rachel: You're not old, either...not that old, at least. What I mean is, you're older than you would be if you were a few years younger, but not old enough to actually qualify as...oh, just forget it.

Seriously, though, happy 18th...and don't worry, we'll let you know when you qualify as being actually old.

On a different tack, my wacky, wacky, wacky brother dug this video up from the cesspool of the Internet to promote my 2012 predictions. He insisted I put it up here. I claim no responsibility.

–William